InsaneGarrett

Hate days where i feel like im just falling apart

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(310): You were plastered and wouldn’t stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie… she kept saying her father was a pastor…

I have this holiday. It makes no sence. And since when are blue and green eggs not a sign of on coming food poisoning

That poor poor hat.

Freinds. Boyfreinds. Partys. Escape from my house. I got it all back. Why dont I feel any better? What have I done wrong to deserve a brain that turns against me? What ever it was im sorry. Now take this back.

Trying out this ping thinger.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(716): as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
(1-716): momma always taught us never to change for a boy..

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I love post secret

txtsfrmlstnght:

(662): So I fucked that hot french guy last night
(228): You do know he’s the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.

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